'Dolly Parton, she's got her knockers...' - My Dad There are certain things that are sacred and individual to woman; your makeup routine for example (liquid foundation, mascara, powder, bronzer if you were wondering) the amount of times you'll attempt french plaiting your own hair before throwing a tantrum vowing to shave it all off, and how … Continue reading How do you wear your bra in the morning?
'Weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit' - Helen Mirren I feel like life's on a bit of a conveyor belt at the moment, just a constant loop of work, weekend, work, weekend etc. It's still … Continue reading The Perfect February Weekend
'The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is two weeks' - My Mum One of my new years resolutions every year is to try and learn a new language. However today at my local hair salon I learnt that I actually needn't bother with that resolution as I clearly speak a foreign language … Continue reading Scissor Happy Sally: My Unhappy Haircut
'In suggesting gifts; money is appropriate, and one size fits all' - William Randolph Hearst I don't know about you but I have a distinct feeling that the older you get the harder you become to buy for. Gone are the days when I had a Christmas List as long as my arm full of … Continue reading What Do You Get The Girl Who Has Everything?
'All's fair in love, war and challenges' - Johnny Bananas I wouldn't even go so far as to say that MTV's Real World/Road Rules spin of show The Challenge is one of my guilty pleasures, I don't feel guilty about how much I love this show at all! Anyone who watches the show regularly will … Continue reading MTV’s The Challenge: Battle of the Exes 2 Drinking Game
'Celebrate what you want to see more of' - Tom Peters Christmas 2014 crept up on us as it invariably does and I was lucky enough this year to have some time off work between Christmas and New Year to have some well deserved family time. What was different about this year is that we … Continue reading Seaside Newmans
'I think as long as a song has beautiful lyrics, I'm so happy' Julie Andrews Over the Christmas period when the family were all together we all got talking about misheard song lyrics we believed to be true as children (or maybe even adults), so I've listed some of the most chucklesome ones that came up … Continue reading Misheard Song Lyrics